Absolution of Sin?

I'm sure thankful that my God is available to me at all times. I am thankful that He paid the penalty for my sin and has offered forgiveness and grace to me!

I am thankful for the truth of Romans 10:9 "That if you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."

Well guess what? Apparently that isn't even needed for the forgiveness of sins now! Now you can go here and receive "absolution of sin". While there, if you have been desiring ordination, you can even have that done as well. Free instant ordination! Imagine that!


While there I decided to have my cat ordained! If you have need for professional ministerial services feel free to give her a call!